New Flat-Earther Theory: AUSTRALIA IS A HOAX!

posted by Ross - 

MILLENNIALS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING-- INCLUDING FLAT-EARTH THEORY!?!


First off, for those not versed in the craziness of Flat-Earth theory, the following has been the accepted Flat-Earth model for, well, FOREVER... 


It's simple:

1. The Earth is flat

2. It's surrounded by a giant ice-wall (The "South" Pole) 

3. Above the Earth is a giant dome


Now, this is where the naysayers say things like:


 "OKAY, FLAT-TARD, THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TIME ZONES, AND THE RISING & SETTING OF THE SUN! WHAT ABOUT THE CYCLES OF THE MOON?!?"


Most of these questions can be explained in the short 2 videos, below:

Well, now, The-Ruin-Everything-Millennial-Crowd has turned it's foul gaze on this age-old, tried-and-true model, and, well, ruined it--LIKE THEY RUIN EVERYTHING:

YEP! APPARENTLY, NOW, WE'RE JUST THROWING THE OLD FLAT-EARTH MODEL OUT THE WINDOW, BECAUSE "AUSTRALIA DOESN'T EXIST" & "AUSTRALIA IS A HOAX"


I mean, yeah, THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS:

But, No Australia?!? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! 


So, in conclusion: 

1. Millennials, SUCK!

2. Millennials, RUIN EVERYTHING

3. Crocodile Dundee was REAL


For more on the Aussie HOAX, check out the story, below!

‘If You Think You’ve Been to Australia Before, You’re Terribly Wrong.’
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