Study: Masturbation kills 100 Germans every year!

posted by Ross - 

'Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which  has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died pleasuring  themselves.'

This is one of the funniest articles, that I've read, in a long, long time! 

'One man - wearing pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit as well as a  plastic bag over his head - died in Hamburg after sitting next to a  heater and trying to melt slices of cheese on his body.'

And this gem: 

'Another man in Halle was found dead with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples having apparently tried to stimulate himself by electrocution.'

Alone time in Germany, is a weird, freaky hybrid of Hostel & Sprockets, and just like everything German, it's pretty damned efficient! You can't deny it--IT'S SCIENCE! 

The only other people, that could possibly compete with Germany in this twisted category are the Japanese... I mean, you've seen their game-shows, right?!

For the full story, and more on the study, check out The Daily Mail!

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