'Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died pleasuring themselves.'
This is one of the funniest articles, that I've read, in a long, long time!
'One man - wearing pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit as well as a plastic bag over his head - died in Hamburg after sitting next to a heater and trying to melt slices of cheese on his body.'
And this gem:
'Another man in Halle was found dead with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples having apparently tried to stimulate himself by electrocution.'
Alone time in Germany, is a weird, freaky hybrid of Hostel & Sprockets, and just like everything German, it's pretty damned efficient! You can't deny it--IT'S SCIENCE!
The only other people, that could possibly compete with Germany in this twisted category are the Japanese... I mean, you've seen their game-shows, right?!
For the full story, and more on the study, check out The Daily Mail!