Breaking: JAPAN RUNNING OUT OF WHISKEY #PrayersForJapan
This has to be THE WORST thing to happen to Japan!
Literally, this has to be THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO JAPAN!!!
Just look at this fancy graph! Yep, without question, this is THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN!
TOP 3 WORST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO JAPAN:
1. HORRIBLE WHISKEY SHORTAGE!!!
3. Yokozuna losing the WWF Championship to Hulk Hogan!
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