Watch: Bloomberg Hates Farmers, Loves Musicals, Will Never Be President...

“I can teach anyone how to be a farmer: 1, dig a hole! 2, put a seed in! 3, put dirt on top! 4, add water! 5, up comes the corn!” - Man who will never win The Midwest

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Well, at least Mike has that Little Mermaid / Broadway vote locked down:

Remember Michael Dukakis in the tank? Yeah, it's sort-of like that!

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